Little Green Man , Simon Armitage’s first novel, draws on the author’s gritty Yorkshire upbringing to produce a vivid story of childhood nostalgia and adult disillusionment. Armitage’s protagonist is the feckless Barney, thirtysomething, divorced, and alienated from his autistic son. His only passion are his mates, “the old friends, the ones you were brought up with, who go further back than you remember, who’ve been there since the beginning. You didn’t choose them–they’re like family. Like blood.” When Barney unearths what turns out to be a priceless relic from his childhood days–the “little green man” of the novel’s title–he gets back in touch with his old Winkie, Pompus, Stubbs and Tony Football. Desperate to “turn back the clock” and relive their childhood escapades, Barney proposes a game of truth or dare. Each member of the gang “dares” another. Failure to complete a dare leads to disqualification. The winner walks away with the priceless little green man. As the stakes get higher, friendships begin to dissolve as hairy women are seduced, sheep are slaughtered and excrement eaten. In the process the gang reveal some of their deepest secrets, from abuse to impotence, and as the game begins to get out of hand, Barney himself has to confront the responsibilities of adulthood. The problem is that the novel’s brutally frank portrayal of both Barney and his gang is so convincing that it becomes difficult to feel any sympathy for anyone. Little Green Man is a tough, uncompromising debut novel, but many fans of Armitage may feel it lacks the originality of his highly acclaimed poetry. — Jerry Brotton
Dive into the darkly comic and unflinchingly honest world of Simon Armitage's debut novel, "Little Green Man." More than just a tale of childhood nostalgia, this gripping narrative plunges into the depths of adult disillusionment, exploring the complexities of male friendship, lost innocence, and the daunting responsibilities of growing up. Barney, a thirtysomething divorcee wrestling with a strained relationship with his autistic son, finds solace only in the unwavering bond he shares with his childhood mates: Winkie, Pompus, Stubbs, and Tony Football. These are the friends who know you better than you know yourself, the ones whove been there since the very beginning an unbreakable brotherhood forged in the crucible of a shared Yorkshire upbringing. When Barney unearths a long-forgotten relic from their youth the enigmatic "little green man" he sees it as a beacon, a chance to rewind time and recapture the carefree spirit of their childhood escapades. Driven by a desperate yearning to escape the burdens of his present, Barney proposes a high-stakes game of truth or dare. The rules are simple: each member dares another, and failure to complete the dare results in disqualification. The prize? The coveted little green man. But as the dares escalate in absurdity and audacity, the game takes a dark turn. Friendships are tested to their breaking point, exposing hidden vulnerabilities and long-buried secrets. Prepare for a wild ride through a landscape of questionable choices and morally ambiguous acts from seductions and slaughtered sheep to the ingestion ofwell, let's just say the dares push boundaries beyond the imaginable. Beneath the surface of the outlandish dares and black humor, "Little Green Man" delves into profound themes of male identity, the challenges of fatherhood, and the crippling weight of unspoken trauma. The novel fearlessly exposes the raw underbelly of masculinity, revealing the vulnerabilities and insecurities that often lie hidden beneath a veneer of bravado. As the game spirals out of control, each member of the gang is forced to confront their deepest fears and acknowledge the consequences of their actions. Barney, in particular, must grapple with the harsh realities of adulthood and confront the responsibilities he has long avoided. Simon Armitage, celebrated poet and playwright, brings his signature wit and keen observational skills to this unforgettable novel. While some critics have noted a departure from the stylistic originality of his poetry, "Little Green Man" stands as a powerful and provocative exploration of the human condition. If you appreciate dark humor, unflinching realism, and stories that challenge your perceptions, "Little Green Man" is a must-read. Prepare to be shocked, amused, and ultimately moved by this unforgettable journey into the heart of friendship, memory, and the complexities of life. This book will resonate with readers who enjoy authors like Irvine Welsh, Martin Amis, and other writers known for their gritty and unflinching portrayals of contemporary life.