When Rob’s girlfriend asks him to leave London and live with her in Manchester not only will it mean moving cities, it’ll also mean leaving behind his best mate in the entire world. Believing that love conquers all and convinced of his ability to make new friends, Rob takes the plunge. Six months in, and yet to find so much as a regular drinking buddy, Rob realises that sometimes making friends in your thirties can be the hardest thing to do. With drastic action needed, his girlfriend puts an ad in the classifieds for him. Three excruciatingly embarrassing “bloke dates” later, Rob begins to truly despair. Until his luck changes…There’s just one problem. Apart from knowing less than nothing about music trivia, football, and the vital statistics of supermodels, Rob’s new friend has one huge flaw…She’s a girl.
**Discover the Hilarious and Heartwarming Tale of Modern Friendship in Mike Gayle's *Brand New Friend*** Are you searching for a laugh-out-loud read that also explores the complexities of adult friendships? Look no further than Mike Gayle's *Brand New Friend*. This witty and relatable novel delves into the challenges of making new connections later in life, especially when you're trying to navigate love, career, and the ever-changing landscape of social circles. Rob thinks he has life figured out. He's madly in love with his girlfriend and ready to make the ultimate commitment: relocating from London to Manchester to be with her. He envisions a seamless transition, confident in his ability to forge new friendships. After all, how hard can it be? Reality bites hard. Six months into his new life, Rob is friendless, feeling isolated, and questioning his assumptions about adulthood. He quickly discovers that building meaningful connections in your thirties is a completely different ballgame than it was in college. Gone are the days of shared dorm rooms and spontaneous late-night adventures. Now, making friends requires effort, initiative, and a whole lot of awkward encounters. Desperate to rescue Rob from his social drought, his girlfriend takes matters into her own hands, placing a classified ad in search of a new mate for him. The results are excruciating. Rob endures a series of disastrous "bloke dates," each one more embarrassing than the last. Just when he's about to throw in the towel, a glimmer of hope appears. He finally meets someone he clicks with, someone who shares his sense of humor and his desire for companionship. There's just one small, or rather, *huge* problem: his new best friend is a woman. A woman who loves football, music, and trivia - all of which Rob knows next to nothing about. This throws a wrench in Rob's plan, forcing him to re-evaluate his ideas of what constitutes a "friend" and consider the possibility that the best connections can sometimes come from the most unexpected places. Mike Gayle, celebrated for his insightful and humorous observations on modern life, delivers a truly special story with *Brand New Friend*. Readers will laugh along with Rob's misadventures while also recognizing the poignant themes of loneliness, belonging, and the importance of human connection. With his signature warmth and wit, Gayle explores the universal desire for friendship and reminds us that it's never too late to find your tribe, even if it looks nothing like you imagined. **Why you'll love *Brand New Friend*:** * **Highly Relatable:** Captures the awkwardness and humor of adult friendships, a topic often overlooked in fiction. * **Witty and Engaging:** Mike Gayle's writing style is sharp, funny, and endlessly entertaining. * **Heartwarming Story:** Underneath the humor lies a touching story about the importance of connection and finding your place in the world. * **Perfect for Fans of Contemporary Fiction:** If you enjoy authors like Marian Keyes, Nick Hornby, or David Nicholls, you'll love Mike Gayle. * **Ideal for Book Clubs:** *Brand New Friend* is a great conversation starter, prompting discussions about friendship, relationships, and the challenges of adulthood. Get your copy of *Brand New Friend* today and rediscover the power of friendship! This New Ed edition, published by Hodder Paperbacks, is ready to bring a dose of laughter and a whole lot of heart into your life. Don't miss out on this unforgettable novel from one of Britain's best-loved authors.