I think we got off on the wrong foot, with you telling me I had to be killed and then me getting all upset about it. Lets start again. My name is Jameela, and Im a writer. What do you do, besides . . . assassinations? Is that a hobby or more of a full-time thing?
Jameela Green has only one wish: to see her memoir on the New York Times bestseller list. When that doesnt work out, she decides that her best next step is to make a deal with God, so she heads over to her local mosque. The idealistic new imam, Ibrahim Sultan, is appalled by Jameelas shallowness but agrees to assist her, on one conditionthat she perform a good deed.
Jameela reluctantly accepts his terms, kicking off a series of unfortunate events. The homeless man they try to help gets recruited by a terrorist group, causing federal authorities to become suspicious of Ibrahim. When the imam mysteriously disappears, Jameela is certain that the CIA has captured her new friend for interrogation and possibly torture.
Despite having no talent for this sort of thing, Jameela decides to set off on a one-woman operation to rescue him. Her quest soon lands her at the center of an international plan targeting the leader of the terrorist organizationa scheme that puts Jameela and count-less others, including her hapless husband and clever but disapproving daughter, at risk.
A no-holds-barred satire about the international cost of the American Dream, Jameela Green Ruins Everything is a compulsively readable, darkly comedic, yet unexpectedly touching story of one womans search for meaning and connection.
**Dive into the Hilariously Chaotic World of "Jameela Green Ruins Everything" by Zarqa Nawaz!** Get ready for a wild ride with Jameela Green, a woman whose ambition far outweighs her capabilities, in Zarqa Nawaz's uproariously funny and surprisingly poignant novel, "Jameela Green Ruins Everything." Tired of her memoir languishing in obscurity, Jameela embarks on a quest for literary fame that takes a decidedly unexpected turn when she decides to make a deal with God. Nawaz, known for her sharp wit and insightful social commentary (as seen in her hit CBC comedy series "Little Mosque on the Prairie"), delivers a no-holds-barred satire that skewers everything from the American Dream to international terrorism, all through the lens of one utterly relatable, if somewhat misguided, woman. Jameela's journey begins innocently enough with a visit to her local mosque and a proposition for the new, idealistic Imam Ibrahim Sultan. Appalled by her perceived shallowness, Imam Ibrahim agrees to help Jameela achieve her dreams, but only if she performs a good deed. This seemingly simple task sets off a chain of events that rapidly spirals out of control. Their attempt at charitable work backfires spectacularly when the homeless man they try to assist gets recruited by a terrorist organization, drawing the suspicion of federal authorities onto Imam Ibrahim. When the Imam mysteriously disappears, Jameela, convinced he's been captured by the CIA, embarks on a rescue mission that can only be described as disastrously hilarious. Armed with good intentions and a complete lack of experience, Jameela stumbles into the heart of an international plot targeting a notorious terrorist leader. Her ill-conceived plan puts not only herself at risk but also her exasperated husband and her sharp-tongued, disapproving daughter. "Jameela Green Ruins Everything" is more than just a laugh-out-loud comedy; its a clever and insightful exploration of faith, identity, and the search for meaning in a world that often feels absurd. Nawaz masterfully blends dark humor with genuine heart, creating a cast of characters you'll root for, even as they make the most questionable decisions. Readers praise Nawaz's keen ability to tackle serious issues with levity, making the novel both entertaining and thought-provoking. Expect witty dialogue, outrageous situations, and a surprisingly touching story about the power of human connection. Perfect for fans of Maria Semple and Christopher Buckley, "Jameela Green Ruins Everything" is a must-read for anyone who enjoys smart, satirical fiction. This hardcover edition from Harper is ready to ship and will be a great additon to your books collection!