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‘Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it’ James O’Brien
Twitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright ‘baddie’ things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial – before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including:
– Starting wars with China when they didn’t buy enough of our class A drugs
– Inventing a law so we didn’t have to return objects we’d blatantly stolen from other countries
– Casually creating muzzles for women
– And almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig
52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you’ve ever wondered how we put the ‘Great’ in ‘Great Britain’, wonder no more . . .
*And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.
Dive into a hilariously irreverent and refreshingly honest take on British history with James Felton's *52 Times Britain Was a Bellend: The History You Didn't Get Taught At School*. Forget the whitewashed textbooks and patriotic gloss Felton strips away the veneer of respectability to expose 52 instances where Britain (or, more accurately, *England*, as the author hilariously clarifies) acted as, well, a "bellend" on the global stage. This isn't your grandmother's history lesson; it's a laugh-out-loud journey through the darker, often absurd, and utterly cringe-worthy moments of British imperial past. James Felton, known for his sharp wit and insightful commentary on social media, brings his signature style to the printed page. Expect a healthy dose of cynicism, a complete disregard for political correctness, and a deep dive into historical events that have been conveniently airbrushed from mainstream narratives. The book doesn't just point fingers; it provides context, explores the motivations (however twisted), and ultimately forces readers to confront the uncomfortable truths about Britain's role in shaping the modern world. From Opium Wars sparked by drug trafficking (yes, really!) to inventing laws that legitimized outright theft of cultural artifacts, no topic is off-limits. Felton fearlessly tackles subjects like casual misogyny, bizarre pretexts for war (a pig-related international incident!), and the general air of entitlement that seemed to permeate British policy for centuries. The book shines a light on the sheer audacity and hypocrisy that often characterized British actions, all while maintaining a consistently humorous and engaging tone. This isn't just about shock value, though. Felton's book provides a crucial counter-narrative to traditional historical accounts. It encourages critical thinking and challenges readers to question the accepted versions of history they may have been taught. It's a reminder that history is complex, messy, and often far more complicated than the stories we tell ourselves. *52 Times Britain Was a Bellend* has resonated with readers precisely because of its unflinching honesty and dark humor. It's a book that sparks conversation, challenges perceptions, and ultimately offers a more nuanced and complete understanding of British history. Prepare to be shocked, amused, and maybe even a little bit ashamed but definitely entertained. Perfect for history buffs with a sense of humor, anyone interested in a more critical perspective on British history, or simply those who appreciate a well-written and laugh-out-loud funny book. Pre-order your copy today and get ready to see Britain's past in a whole new (and hilarious) light. As James O'Brien puts it: "Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it". It also makes a great gift for that friend who always makes jokes at the expense of the UK, as they will love this book!
