Booked!: The Gospel According to our Football Heroes

Dive into the captivating and often outrageous world of professional soccer with "Booked!: The Gospel According to our Football Heroes," a hilarious and insightful journey through the autobiographies of over 120 football legends. Authored by John Smith and Dan Trelfer, this Hardcover edition, published by Pitch Publishing in 2018, offers an unprecedented peek behind the curtain of the beautiful game, revealing the gritty realities, extravagant lifestyles, and intense emotions experienced by those who've reached the pinnacle of soccer stardom. "Booked!" isn't just a collection of anecdotes; it's a meticulously curated exploration of the recurring themes and unforgettable stories that define the modern footballer's experience. Smith and Trelfer have masterfully sifted through a mountain of memoirs to extract the most compelling, shocking, and laugh-out-loud funny excerpts, presenting them in a way that's both entertaining and thought-provoking. Prepare for an unfiltered glimpse into the locker room, the training ground, and the after-party. "Booked!" exposes the unvarnished truth about the fame, fortune, and foibles that accompany a life dedicated to the sport. The authors delve into the darker aspects, including battles with addiction, clashes with managers, and the relentless pressure to perform under the global spotlight. But it's not all doom and gloom. "Booked!" celebrates the camaraderie, the triumphs, and the sheer joy of playing the world's most popular game. Discover the origins of legendary rivalries, the secrets to scoring match-winning goals, and the bizarre superstitions that drive even the most rational athletes. Expect tales of outrageous spending, scandalous affairs, and epic nights out. Prepare to be shocked by the level of ego, amused by the relentless banter, and moved by the moments of genuine human connection that emerge from these extraordinary lives. More than just a collection of juicy gossip, "Booked!" provides a fascinating social commentary on the changing landscape of professional sports, exploring the impact of money, media, and fan expectations on the modern footballer. The book explores the toll this lifestyle takes on those involved, the sacrifices they make, and the regrets they carry. This 288-page hardcover is a must-read for any soccer fan who craves an authentic and unadulterated look at the lives of their heroes. Whether you're a seasoned supporter or a casual observer, "Booked!: The Gospel According to our Football Heroes" will leave you laughing, gasping, and ultimately, with a newfound appreciation for the men and women who dedicate their lives to the beautiful game. Prepare to discover what it really means to be 'Booked!' Pitch Publishing is known for its high-quality sports books, and "Booked!" is no exception. Smith and Trelfer have produced a work that is both entertaining and insightful, cementing its place as a valuable addition to any soccer enthusiast's collection.