Bottling Burps for Grandma (Potty Poets)

Get ready for a riotous romp through the wonderfully wacky world of Andrew Collett's poetry with "Bottling Burps for Grandma (Potty Poets)"! This side-splitting collection is a guaranteed giggle-fest for kids and adults alike, serving up a generous helping of revolting rhymes and outrageously silly scenarios. Prepare to have your funny bone tickled and your imagination ignited as Collett, the mischievous mind behind "Always Eat Your Bogies," unleashes another arsenal of absurd and unforgettable verses. Forget polite poetry this is where burps are bottled, nappies are recycled in the most unexpected ways, and the many marvelous (and slightly repulsive) uses of ear wax are finally revealed! Ever pondered the mysteries of teacher's tummy buttons? Or dared to dream of putrid pizzas? Perhaps you've even wondered if headlice are secretly Olympic gymnasts, perfecting their handstands when no one's watching? This book fearlessly tackles these and other crucial questions, delivering answers in the form of delightfully disgusting and laugh-out-loud funny poems. Dive into the epic saga of Ten Foot Terry, a character so larger-than-life (literally!) that he's become a legend. Discover the bizarre and hilarious realities of everyday life as seen through Collett's uniquely skewed lens. With its playful language, catchy rhythms, and gleefully gross subject matter, "Bottling Burps for Grandma" is the perfect antidote to boring poetry and a surefire way to get even the most reluctant reader hooked on the power of verse. Published in 1999 by The King's England Press, this paperback edition, spanning 80 pages, is perfectly sized for small hands and big imaginations. Andrew Colletts work has been praised for its ability to connect with children through humor, making poetry accessible and enjoyable. This book is more than just silly rhymes; it's a celebration of childhood curiosity and a reminder that laughter is the best medicine (even when the subject matter is a little bit well, let's just say "unique"). "Bottling Burps for Grandma" continues to be a popular choice for parents, teachers, and anyone looking to inject a dose of hilarious and unforgettable poetry into their lives. It's the perfect gift for the child who loves to laugh, the adult who's young at heart, or anyone who appreciates the art of the absurd. So, uncork your imagination, prepare for some potty-mouthed poetry, and get ready to bottle up some belly laughs with Andrew Collett's "Bottling Burps for Grandma"!