Written with self-excoriating candour and the driest humour, comes a book about being a dad from one of our best loved journalists.
For Tim Dowling, fatherhood has sometimes felt like two decades of lessons learned through failure.
1. Dont give your children sugary drinks and expect them to be as sweet. You could end up with a chopstick in your earhole.
2. There is no reason holidays should be thought of as relaxing. Consider them an opportunity to be shrieked at in different climates.
3. Lets not tell mum about this is not legally binding. It never has been. Youre only trying to make yourself feel better.
Drawing on what actually feels like two lifetimes of experience, Dad You Suck is a hilarious account of the joy of fatherhood, and the subtle art of transforming your childrens insults into a reason for being.
Dad You Suck: A Hilarious and Heartfelt (Sometimes) Account of Modern Fatherhood by Tim Dowling Are you a dad? Do you sometimes feel like you're failing spectacularly? Then you need "Dad You Suck," the brutally honest and laugh-out-loud funny memoir from beloved journalist Tim Dowling. This isn't your typical sugar-coated parenting guide. Dowling pulls no punches as he chronicles the trials and tribulations of raising children in the 21st century, serving up a potent cocktail of self-deprecating humor and surprisingly insightful observations. Dowling, known for his witty columns in *The Guardian*, translates his signature style into this engaging and relatable book. Forget idyllic family portraits; "Dad You Suck" is a warts-and-all depiction of the chaos, the compromises, and the occasional moments of pure, unadulterated joy that define modern fatherhood. Within these pages, you'll find wisdom born from experience often the hard way. Learn from Dowling's mistakes (so you don't have to make them yourself!), including the perils of sugary drinks, the true meaning of "relaxing" family vacations, and the futility of secret pacts with children. But beyond the humor, there's a genuine affection for his family that shines through. Dowling manages to find the funny side of even the most frustrating situations, transforming his children's barbs into a source of inspiration (or at least, a reason to keep going). "Dad You Suck" resonates with readers because it's authentic. It acknowledges the messy reality of parenting the sleepless nights, the endless demands, the constant feeling of inadequacy while also celebrating the unique bond between father and child. It is a great book for any men becoming dads, or any dad who has the feeling of failing constantly. It's a much needed humoristic view on a topic that has become too serious for many men who now struggle with being a dad. Whether you're a seasoned parent or just embarking on the journey, "Dad You Suck" offers a refreshing dose of honesty and humor. It's a reminder that it's okay to not be perfect, that laughter is the best medicine, and that even when you feel like you're failing, you're probably doing a better job than you think. Order your copy today and prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe even shed a tear (or two). This paperback edition, published in 2018 by Fourth Estate, contains 240 pages of pure comedic gold. Don't miss out on this hilarious and heartwarming exploration of modern fatherhood.