Danger REALLY is Everywhere: School of Danger (Danger Is Everywhere)

Embark on a hilarious and hazard-filled adventure with "Danger REALLY is Everywhere: School of Danger" by the comedic genius, David O'Doherty! This isn't your average school survival guide; it's a laugh-out-loud handbook perfect for reluctant readers and bookworms alike. Following the side-splitting events of the previous "Danger is Everywhere" installments, the world's only Dangerologist, Docter Noel Zone, finds himself unexpectedly employed at a school after a slight *mishap* involving his Danger Mobile (a humble shopping trolley) and the school dinner lady. What could possibly go wrong? Plenty, it turns out! Docter Noel quickly discovers that schools are veritable hotbeds of peril. Forget pop quizzes and detention; we're talking vampire teachers, haunted books, and a mysterious epidemic of disappearing bikes. To Docter Noel, it's clear: DANGER REALLY IS EVERYWHERE, especially in a school environment. This isn't just a story; it's a training manual! Become a Level 3 Dangerologist and learn vital survival skills. Prepare to navigate the treacherous terrain of the school cafeteria, decipher the cryptic language of teachers, and outsmart the classroom menace. David O'Doherty's signature wit shines through every page, blending sharp observations with absurd scenarios. Imagine a comedic collision between "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" and "The Dangerous Book for Boys," and you're on the right track. "Danger REALLY is Everywhere: School of Danger" is more than just a book; it's an experience. O'Doherty uses satire and silliness to show kids that they don't need to be so worried all the time by making light of our increasingly risk-averse society. This book is fantastic for kids who need a little encouragement to read more, kids who like to laugh, or parents who think that their children should lighten up a little. "Danger REALLY is Everywhere" has garnered critical acclaim for its unique brand of humor. Eoin Colfer, author of "Artemis Fowl," claimed to have "dislocated my jaw laughing." The *Sunday Express* hailed it as "a brilliantly silly survival guide," while *Time Out London* praised its "joyful riposte to over-cautious parents." If you're seeking a book that will have your children (or even yourself) roaring with laughter from cover to cover, look no further. "Danger REALLY is Everywhere: School of Danger" is the perfect antidote to boring books and overly serious instruction manuals. Prepare for a wild ride through the hilarious hazards of school life with Docter Noel Zone! Get ready to laugh safely.