Football My Arse!: The Funniest Football Book You’ll Ever Read

Get ready to laugh your socks off with "Football My Arse!: The Funniest Football Book You'll Ever Read," a hilarious and irreverent journey into the beautiful (and often ridiculous) world of soccer, penned by none other than the beloved British actor and comedian, Ricky Tomlinson! Forget dry statistics and tactical analyses. This isn't your typical football book. Tomlinson, known for his roles in "The Royle Family," "Brookside," and "Cracker," brings his signature wit and down-to-earth humor to the pitch, offering a collection of uproarious anecdotes and observations that will have you chuckling from cover to cover. This First Edition Hardcover is more than just a collection of jokes; it's a celebration of the passion, the camaraderie, and the sheer absurdity that makes football so captivating. Tomlinson pulls no punches, sharing stories about the larger-than-life personalities who populate the game the players, the managers, the fans, and even the WAGs (wives and girlfriends) all seen through his uniquely comedic lens. Imagine a backstage pass to the world of soccer, where the only rule is to have a good laugh. From dressing room antics to questionable refereeing decisions, no aspect of the game escapes Tomlinson's sharp wit. He recounts tales of legendary players, infamous incidents, and the unwavering dedication of the fans who live and breathe football. Think of it as a comedic commentary track to the beautiful game, filled with colorful characters and unforgettable moments. Published in 2005 by Little, Brown Book Group, this 256-page gem offers a refreshing take on a sport that often takes itself too seriously. Tomlinson's storytelling is infectious, and his passion for the game shines through every page. He doesn't just tell jokes; he paints vivid pictures of the footballing world, capturing the essence of what makes it so special to millions around the globe. Whether you're a die-hard fan, a casual observer, or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, "Football My Arse!" is a must-read. It's the perfect gift for the football fanatic in your life, or a treat for yourself when you need a dose of lighthearted entertainment. Prepare to see the game in a whole new light a brighter, funnier, and infinitely more entertaining light, courtesy of Ricky Tomlinson. So, ditch the tactics and embrace the tomfoolery! This book will have you roaring with laughter!