The essential handbook for all who have become long of tooth and short of memory, guaranteed to raise a smile, but not the blood pressure, in the most advanced reader
For anyone who has been forced to ask their daughter to set up their cell phone, only to find that it now plays 50 Cent each time they get a call, this is an enjoyable and good-humored collection of wrinkly wisdom, stories, and faux pas of the over the hill. From stories of embarrassing one’s children to embarrassing oneself, and amusing tips on overcoming the odd “senior moment” with flair, there is much that mature readers, or those on the receiving end of their howlers, will find amusing and uplifting.The days of denial are over. The telltale signs have been identifiedyou’ve lost your youth, as well as your reading glasses, and now you’re officially “past it.” Yet, instead of commiserating, it’s time to embrace the aging process, celebrate the inevitable fate that awaits everyone, and make the best of it.
Embrace the Golden Years with a Grin: Discover the Hilarious Wisdom of "Now We Are Past It" by Allison Vale Feeling a little long in the tooth? Finding your memory playing hide-and-seek more often than you'd like? Then dive into "Now We Are Past It," the uproariously funny and surprisingly insightful handbook by Allison Vale, designed to help you navigate the joys (and occasional absurdities) of aging with grace and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor. Published by Michael O'Mara in 2012, this delightful hardcover is the perfect antidote to the "senior moment" blues. More than just a collection of jokes, "Now We Are Past It" is a celebration of life's later chapters. Vale cleverly combines relatable anecdotes with practical (and often hilarious) tips on how to cope with the challenges that come with age. Remember that time you accidentally texted your grandkids a meme meant for your bridge club? Or perhaps you've found yourself struggling to remember the name of that *one* actor in that *one* movie? Don't fret! This book assures you that you're not alone, and even better, it offers a lighthearted perspective on these common experiences. Vale's writing is witty, warm, and wonderfully observant. She captures the essence of the aging experience with a blend of gentle mockery and genuine affection. You'll find yourself nodding in agreement, chuckling aloud, and perhaps even gaining a newfound appreciation for the quirks and peculiarities of growing older. It's a book that acknowledges the realities of aging the wrinkles, the forgetfulness, the occasional technological mishaps but also reminds us of the wisdom, the resilience, and the enduring capacity for joy that comes with living a long and full life. "Now We Are Past It" isn't just for seniors; it's for anyone who has a loved one navigating this stage of life. It makes a thoughtful and amusing gift, offering a unique blend of entertainment and empathy. Give the gift of laughter and understanding. This book is a guaranteed mood booster, a reminder to find the humor in everyday situations, and a testament to the fact that aging doesn't have to be a solemn affair. It's a delightful read that will leave you feeling lighter, brighter, and more ready to embrace whatever the future holds, reading glasses and all. Prepare to laugh, reflect, and perhaps even learn a thing or two about the art of aging gracefully (or at least, aging with a sense of humor). Whether you're buying it for yourself or for a friend, "Now We Are Past It" is sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your heart. It will also help you feel less alone in some of the more strange phases of aging.