Patent Nonsense: a Catalogue of Inventions That failed to Change the World

**Discover the Hilariously Flawed World of Innovation: *Patent Nonsense: A Catalogue of Inventions That Failed to Change the World*** Prepare to be amused and amazed by *Patent Nonsense*, a captivating hardcover curated by Clive Anderson and Ian Brown. This isn't your typical engineering or industrial systems tome; it's a delightful dive into the archives of imagination gone slightly awry. Published in 1994 by M Joseph, this book is a treasure trove of quirky, bizarre, and utterly impractical inventions that, thankfully, never quite made it to market. Within the 128 pages of *Patent Nonsense*, you'll encounter a carefully selected collection of patented ideas, each more outlandish than the last. Imagine a world where these contraptions were commonplace! Thankfully, reality took a different turn, and this book celebrates the brilliant, yet ultimately flawed, ingenuity of inventors whose creations defied logic and common sense. What sets this book apart is its presentation. Each featured invention is accompanied by its original patent drawing, meticulously reproduced to showcase the inventor's vision (or lack thereof!). Alongside the artwork, you'll find excerpts from the original patent application, offering a glimpse into the inventor's rationale and the often-optimistic claims made for their creation. Read the original inventors explanation of their "unique and never before seen" technology and ask yourself: what were they thinking? *Patent Nonsense* isn't just a humorous look at failed inventions; it's also a fascinating commentary on the creative process, the pursuit of innovation, and the fine line between genius and absurdity. It reminds us that not every idea is a good one, and that sometimes, the greatest inventions are the ones that *don't* make it off the drawing board. Perfect for engineers, history buffs, or anyone with a sense of humor, this book makes a wonderful conversation starter and a unique addition to any bookshelf. Whether you're looking for a lighthearted read or a glimpse into the wilder side of innovation, *Patent Nonsense* is sure to entertain and enlighten. This is a great gift for the engineers in your life that have a great sense of humor and appreciate the challenges in trying to be innovative. Find humor and enjoyment in this light and easy read. Clive Anderson, a well-known British television and radio presenter and comedian, lends his wit and charm to this project. His commentary and curated selection are influenced by his comedic background, ensuring a thoroughly entertaining reading experience. Ian Brown, is a comedy writer, television producer and journalist. His extensive knowledge of bizarre topics makes him the perfect person to co-author the book. Weighing in at just 529 grams, *Patent Nonsense* is easy to handle and enjoy. Its durable hardcover ensures that this book will remain a cherished part of your collection for years to come. The book has an ISBN-13 of 9780718138653. Get your copy today and prepare to be amazed by the inventions that (thankfully) didn't change the world!