Make sure your seatbacks and tray tables are in their full upright and locked position for these shocking, bizarre, hilarious, and outrageous stories of airplane travel.
You’re belted into a middle seat with burly businessmen on either side. It’s ninety-two degrees in the cabin and someone forgot to use deodorant. A baby screams. A kid kicks the back of your seat. After two hours you haven’t even left the taxiway. Welcome to modern airline travel! In Plane Insanity, Elliott Hester delivers stories that could only come from someone who “rides tin” for a living—a flight attendant.
You’ll hear about:
* the passenger from hell
* a smuggled python
* prostitutes working the lavatories
* a riot in coachclass
* a $500,000 heist
* the anatomy of a carry-on bag
* a malodorous couple
* the Mile-High Club
* and much more!
Fasten your seatbelts. After Plane Insanity, you’ll never think of air travel the same way again.
Buckle up for turbulence and prepare for takeoff into the outrageous world of air travel with Elliott Hester's *Plane Insanity: A Flight Attendant's Tales of from Hell, Smuggled Pythons, and Sky-High Hijinks!* First published in 2001, this hilarious and shocking expos pulls back the curtain on the everyday realities faced by flight attendants, revealing the absurd, the bizarre, and the downright unbelievable experiences that occur at 30,000 feet. Elliott Hester, a seasoned flight attendant, doesn't just tell stories; he throws you headfirst into the chaotic, cramped, and often comical confines of a passenger jet. Forget the romanticized image of glamorous travel Hester exposes the unvarnished truth, from the passenger who treats the aisle like their personal runway to the unexpected cargo that finds its way onboard (yes, we're talking about that python!). *Plane Insanity* isn't just a collection of funny anecdotes; it's a revealing commentary on human behavior under pressure (and at altitude). Hester masterfully blends humor with sharp observations, painting vivid portraits of the eccentric personalities, cultural clashes, and unexpected situations that make each flight a unique and often unforgettable experience. Ever wondered what really goes on in those tiny airplane lavatories? Prepare to be enlightened (and possibly horrified). Did you ever hear about the Mile-High Club? Hester doesn't just whisper about it, he puts it right out in the open. Beyond the laugh-out-loud moments, Hester delves into the more serious aspects of the job, touching upon the challenges flight attendants face in maintaining order, ensuring passenger safety, and dealing with everything from medical emergencies to full-blown airborne riots. He even explores the intricate dance of carry-on luggage Tetris and the delicate art of diffusing tension between grumpy travelers. This First Printing edition is a must-read for anyone who has ever flown (which is pretty much everyone!). Whether you're a frequent flyer or an occasional traveler, *Plane Insanity* will give you a whole new appreciation for the hard-working men and women who keep us safe and (hopefully) sane during our journeys through the skies. It's a behind-the-scenes peek that will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe even rethinking your next travel plans. So, tighten your seatbelt, stow your tray table, and prepare for a flight you won't soon forget! This 256-page paperback, published by St. Martin's Griffin, is a testament to the saying that truth is stranger (and funnier) than fiction. Elliott Hester is not only a flight attendant; he's a master storyteller, weaving tales that are both entertaining and insightful. He brings a unique perspective to the travel writing genre, combining his firsthand experiences with a witty and engaging writing style. *Plane Insanity* is a testament to his ability to capture the absurdity of modern air travel and turn it into a captivating read.
