Like Byron, John Dart, poet and bookshop assistant, wakes up one morning and finds himself, if not quite famous, then the next best thing: in bed with someone famous. Lee Montana, singer, film star and the most famous woman in the world, wakes up one morning and finds she’s had carnal knowledge of a shop assistant – which doesn’t have quite the same exclamatory ring to it. Antigone doesn’t wake up at all. She is a 2,000-year-old dead Greek girl with a truculent disposition and a bad dose of destiny. Tentatively, John and Lee embark on a sort of affair with three unequal partners: the two of them and Antigone’s bitter shadow.
Is fame the beauty parlour of the dead? Can the gods fall in love? Should a poet fuck with his muse? In his dazzling new novel A.A. Gill flirts with capricious destiny and hitchhikes on the boulevard of fate.
Embark on a witty and unconventional journey through fame, love, and ancient mythology with A.A. Gill's *Starcrossed*. This darkly comedic novel, published in 2000 by Black Swan, throws together an unlikely trio: John Dart, a humble poet and bookshop assistant; Lee Montana, a globally adored singer and film star; and Antigone, a 2,000-year-old Greek spirit with a decidedly modern attitude. John's life takes an unexpected turn when he wakes up next to Lee Montana, catapulting him from obscurity into the blinding glare of celebrity gossip. Lee, for her part, finds herself intrigued and perhaps a little horrified by her encounter with the unassuming bookworm. But their budding affair is far from ordinary. Looming large is the spectral presence of Antigone, a figure from Greek tragedy now trapped in the modern world, offering acerbic commentary and stirring up trouble. Gill masterfully blends contemporary satire with classical mythology, exploring the intoxicating allure and corrosive effects of fame. Is fame merely a superficial mask, a "beauty parlour of the dead" as Gill eloquently puts it? *Starcrossed* delves into this question with sharp wit and a touch of cynicism, examining how celebrity culture shapes our perceptions of reality and the human condition. More than just a romance, *Starcrossed* is a philosophical exploration disguised as a romantic comedy. It grapples with timeless questions about fate, destiny, and the capricious nature of the gods. Can the ancient gods truly fall in love in the modern age? And more importantly, should a poet risk everything by intertwining his life with his muse, especially when that muse is both a global icon and a disgruntled ghost? A.A. Gill, known for his insightful and often provocative journalism, brings his signature style to this novel, delivering a story that is both entertaining and thought-provoking. Prepare for sharp dialogue, unexpected twists, and a unique perspective on the complexities of modern love and the enduring power of mythology. *Starcrossed* is a captivating read for those who appreciate intelligent humor, unconventional romance, and a fresh take on the age-old battle between fate and free will. Measuring 19.8 x 12.8 x 2.3 centimeters and weighing approximately 250 grams, this 352-page paperback edition is perfect for curling up with on a rainy afternoon and losing yourself in Gill's brilliant prose. A must-read for fans of literary fiction with a touch of the fantastical. ISBN-13: 9780552997515.