Donald Trump Says Mullets Are Back, and They’re Gonna Be YUGE! First it was The Mueller Report, and now, finally, the long-awaited Mullet Report is here, with all the shocking photos you’ve been waiting for.
Long mullets, curly mullets, orange mullets . . . it’s all here, with as few redactions as possible (without compromising national security and ongoing investigations). Robert Mueller investigated Russian collusion, but Ronald Redaktor will let you in on the secrets of the Hair Investigation. Find out about hair dumping and hacking operations, and decide for yourself if there was any brushin’ collusion.
Donald Trump’s hair has long been the subject of intense scrutiny. We’ve heard a lot about obstruction of justice. Well, what is he hiding up there? Is it detachable? Why is it orange? In response, Trump has launched his own #MulletStyle campaign, which in itself has become the subject of conspiracy theories and in-depth investigation. Now you can separate fact from alternative fact with this newly released and highly anticipated Mullet Report.
The Mullet Report: Dive Deep into the Hilarious Hair Investigation with Ronald Redaktor Is the mullet making a comeback? According to Donald Trump, they're not just back, they're going to be YUGE! In this uproarious political parody, Ronald Redaktor delivers "The Mullet Report: Mullets Are Great Again!", a satirical investigation into the most talked-about hairstyle in modern history, inspired by the infamous Mueller Report. Following in the footsteps of Redaktors previous comedic forays into political satire, this book tackles the burning questions surrounding Donald Trump's hair, or, more specifically, the potential resurgence of the mullet. Was there "brushin' collusion?" Are there "hair dumping" and "hacking operations" to uncover? The author masterfully blends political commentary with laugh-out-loud humor. "The Mullet Report" presents itself as an official document, complete with "shocking" photos and as few redactions as national security allows (or so it claims!). Redaktor hilariously explores the conspiracy theories surrounding Trump's #MulletStyle campaign, allowing readers to separate fact from "alternative fact" in this newly released and highly anticipated "report." This isn't just a book; it's a cultural commentary disguised as a ridiculous investigation. Redaktor's wit and sharp observations will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about hair, politics, and the fine line between them. If you enjoy political satire along the lines of "The Daily Show," "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver," or the works of Randy Rainbow, you'll find plenty to laugh about in "The Mullet Report." Beyond the laughs, "The Mullet Report" cleverly uses the familiar format of a government report to highlight the absurdity of political discourse and the media's obsession with trivial matters. Its a lighthearted yet thought-provoking commentary on the current political climate. Perfect for: * Anyone with a sense of humor. * Those fascinated (or horrified) by Donald Trump's hair. * Fans of political satire and parody. * A unique and unforgettable gag gift. About the Author: Ronald Redaktor is a master of political humor and satire. Known for his witty commentary and unique take on current events, Redaktor's work has been praised for its ability to entertain while simultaneously prompting readers to think critically about the world around them. This hardcover edition, published by Skyhorse Publishing in 2019, contains 48 pages of side-splitting humor and is sure to be a conversation starter. Weighing in at just 181 grams, its the perfect size to take anywhere and share with friends.